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nicolaformichetti:

colton haynes by steven klein for vman magazine

colton wears DIESEL 

see all pics here 

http://www.nicolaformichetti.com/colton-haynes-vman/

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suzysils:

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

FOR REAL.

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blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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